In 1713, when the International Assemly on How to Do Stuff met to determine the acceptable standards of the world, the Germans didn’t show up. That’s why when traveling or living in Germany, you will have to get used to the fact that they do everything wrong.
Germans start counting with 0. When you go to a hotel, they will tell you that your room is on the third floor, when it is actually on the fourth floor, because Germans don’t understand that the first thing counted is always 1, not 0. This has the side-effect of causing Germans to start counting with their thumb.
Germans don’t realize a phone number should have a fixed number of digits. In America we always use the same number of digits, so that when we give our phone number out, we kind of have a tune that we all sing it to. In Germany, you never know when to put down the pen, since your phone number could be 472323412232 or 7.
Germans don’t know how to work a calendar. First of all they write the date, month, and then the year seperated by dots instead of a month, date, and year sperated by slashes, like any reasonable person. But the weirdest thing is that Germans think the week starts on a Monday, so you always have to shift around the calendar in your head to figure out what they really mean.
With numbers, the Germans put a comma where the decimal goes, and decimals where the commas go.
The one thing the Germans did get right is that you drive on the right side of the road, which they probably decided on just to spite the British.
The silliest thing the Germans do is use the metric system. Everyone knows the inch is better than the centimeter, because it is bigger. Also, if you want to divide up a Subway footlong sub among 2,3,4, or 6 people, you make, 6,4,3, or 2 inch sections, respectively. Try that with the centimeter. The sections would be 15.24, 10.16, 7.62, or 5.08 cm. That’s simply too hard to remember.
God made the 7 day week, but it was the genius of George Washington that gave the world the 24 hour day, which lets you divide the day evenly into halves, thirds, quarters, sixths, eigths, twelveths, as well as twenty-fourths, which is the same reason the mile has 5,280 feet, so that you can divide it into one-thousand seven hundred sixtieths evenly.
The circle isn’t made up of 100 degrees for a reson. Think about it.
deutsche Übersetzung für Astrid ein/ausblenden
Einen schönen guten Abend Astrid,
hier die Übersetzung:
Die Deutschen machen alles falsch
Im Jahre 1713, als der internationale Verband für wie man Dinge richtig macht sich getroffen hat, um akzeptable Maßstäbe für die Welt zu beschliessen, sind die Deutschen nicht erschienen. Deshalb müssen Sie sich, wenn Sie nach Deutschland reisen oder dort leben, an die Tatsache gewöhnen, dass Deutsche alles falsch machen.
Die Deutschen fangen bei 0 an zu zählen. Wenn Sie in ein Hotel gehen, wird Ihnen dort erzählt, dass Ihr Zimmer im dritten Stock liegt, wenn es eigentlich im vierten Stock ist, denn Deutsche verstehen nicht, dass die erste Sache immer mit 1 gezählt wird, nicht mit 0. Dies hat den Nebeneffekt, dass Deutsche mit dem Daumen anfangen zu zählen. Die Deutschen realisieren nicht, dass eine Telefonnummer aus einer festgelegten Anzahl von Zahlen bestehen sollte. In Amerika benutzen wir immer dieselbe Anzahl von Zahlen, so dass wir, wenn wir unsere Telefonnummer herausgeben, diese in einem bestimmten Rythmus singen. In Deutschland wissen Sie nie, wann Sie den Stift weglegen können, da Ihre Telefonnummer 472323412232 sein könnte oder 7.
Die Deutschen wissen nicht, wie man mit einem Kalender umgeht. Als erstes schreiben sie den Tag, Monat und dann das Jahr, getrennt durch Punkte anstatt durch Schrägstriche, wie es jede andere vernünftige Person tun würde. Aber das allermerkwürdigste ist, dass die Deutschen denken, die Woche beginnt montags, so dass Sie in Gedanken immer den Kalender ändern müssen um herauszufinden, was sie wirklich meinen.
Bei Nummern setzen die Deutschen ein Komma, wo eigentlich ein Dezimal stehen sollte, und Dezimale, wo die Kommas hingehören.
Das einzige, was die Deutschen richtig verstanden haben ist, dass man auf der rechten Seite der Straße fährt, was sie wahrscheinlich nur getan haben, um die Briten zu ärgern. Das albernste, was die Deutschen machen, ist das metrische System zu benutzen. Jeder weiss, dass ein Inch besser ist als ein Zentimeter, weil es grösser ist. Wenn Sie ausserdem ein ein Fuß langes Subway Sandwich auf 2,3,4 oder 6 Leute aufteilen wollen, machen sie entsprechend 6,4,3 or 2 Inch grosse Stücke. Versuchen Sie das mal mit dem Zentimeter. Die Stücke wären 15.24, 10.16, 7.62 oder 5.08 cm lang. Das kann man sich einfach zu schwer merken.
Gott hat die 7-Tage-Woche gemacht, aber es war das Genie George Washington, der der Welt die 24-Stunden-Tage gegeben hat, was Sie den Tag glatt in Hälften, Drittel, Viertel, Sechstel, Achtel, Zwölftel sowie Vierundzwanzigstel teilen lässt, was der gleiche Grund ist, dass die Meile 5,280 Fuß hat, so dass man sie in glatte Eintausendsiebenhundertsechzigstel teilen kann.
Der Kreis ist nicht ohne Grund nicht aus 100 Grad gemacht. Denken Sie darüber nach.
Bis bald mal,
John
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May 26th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
“This has the side-effect of causing Germans to start counting with their thumb.”
Eh? Do Americans only count to eight then or do they have ten fingers and two thumbs?
May 26th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Metric_system.png - enough said. There only 3 states on this world wihich use the “wrong”, non-metric-system
May 26th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’d say America is in good company then.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I had to laugh so hard! Thank you
May 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
“Everyone knows the inch is better than the centimeter, because it is bigger”
That’s the ultimate american argument, isn’t it.
Making fun about the metric system, now you’re in trouble.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Well, Date.Month.Year actually makes more sense because it starts with the smallest and ends with the highest rather than jumping around
May 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Very funny, congrats
But that leads to a question: What’s the weekend called in the USA, when the week starts with sunday? And: Do the bible-belt creationists out there know there is someone ignoring the fact that God created the world from monday to saturday and rested on the /last/ day of the week, which is *drum roll* sunday?
Regarding the metric system: We fake that. We talk about 3.5″ Floppy Disks and about a 21″ screen. And if some place is really far, it is “meilenweit weg”, only very rarely “kilometerweit”. And “wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt, ist den Taler nicht wert”, guess how many Pfennig are a Taler? And a Maß is not 1000 ccm but 850 or so, depends on the tapster.
Keep on blogging, I like your style!
May 26th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
it`s all about getting used to sth…
May 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Oh, don’t get me started on the refusal to use the metric system.
You do know that you crashed the Mars Climate Orbiter because of that?
May 26th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
we even call a trillion a billion and a billion a Milliarde! and we call Humans Hamburger and eat Amerikaner! missguided us.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
A few years ago, when I was in the US for a while, I crossed the border north for two weeks of holiday in Canada. I don’t think I ever was so happy crossing a border before or after: Finally I did not have to calculate meters to yards, Km to miles, degrees Celsius to Fahrenheit. Ok, all of those I became quite familiar with over time, but I don’t understand PSI till this day and frankly: I don’t want to anymore.
May 26th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@Forodrim: I personally don’t know how they manage with inches, yards, pounds, stones, gallons, ounces, gallons and all those fractional conversions between them. Maybe that makes a good training in head-calculation, instead of just adjusting a 0 here and there.
But the Mars Climate Orbiter failed, as stated, because metric and US system collided, that’s where worlds brake down.
May 26th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
HAHA, you poor confused soul
May 26th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
*rofl* Thank you, this one was great! By the way, last time we (3 colleagues) ordered a footlong sandwich from subway we actually had to use the ruler to split it into even parts …
May 26th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
i m a German living in your country and besides all the fact that you are trying to be funny. what is it with you Americans and bad mouthing others ??? have you ever in you life seen Germany or been even close to Europe i guess not.
you are like the rest of your country no culture
May 26th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Usually I’m all in favor of metric/imperial or little/middle endian flame wars but this article is written so trollish it’s basicly impossible to troll it. Way to ruin the fun.
May 26th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
@ Annabell:
Satiredetektor defekt?
Für Ironie zu sehr kognitiv gefordert?
Den Schuss nicht gehört?
Oder wolltest du uns erzählen, dass du zum Lachen in den Keller gehst,
aber vorher noch 3 Mal hinter dir abschließt?
Da man es dir ja wahrscheinlich mit dem Schmiedehammer
in deinen Schädel treiben muss (weil du es sonst nicht begreifst):
Dieses Blog ist ironisch zu verstehen. Es spielt mit Stereotypen.
Es macht sich lustig. Herrgott!
May 26th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
@ anabell:
Don´t take this too serious, it´s just a funny blog, I really enjoy it!
And don´t you also have some jokes about the americans?? =)
In addition, I think that the author has been to Germany at least once in his lifetime because he really knows everything about our (sometimes) stupid habits =)
May 26th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
annabell tut mir leid….
Satire und Ironie gehören zu den besten Erfindungen der Menschheit und sie übersieht sie einfach
@ John: I love this blog <3 *g*
May 26th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I don’t get it. Why do you guys split sandwiches?
May 26th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Well, nothing beats a good sense of irony, and judging by the replies, most of them in a defensive tone so far, yours has been wasted on us once more…
That said…:
Germans are in fact not alone when it comes to counting floors from “0″. Even in Britain, believe it or not, when you enter a building at street level, you usually do so on the GROUND floor, above which you find the first floor.
Phone numbers here do not come in a standardized 7-digit format like they do in North America, yes… the question however is: why should they? In fact, few local telephone numbers here have more than 7 digits. 7- and sometimes 8-digit numbers are typically assigned in large urban areas, most of which actually only have a 3- to 4-digit area code (compared to invariably 3 digits in the US). In more rural areas and smaller cities, area codes may be longer, but individual phone numbers are shorter. Overall, it is pretty safe to say that give or take, maybe phone numbers here are one or two digits longer on average, counting the area code. For someone literate enough to memorize or jot down phone numbers to begin with, however, that should make little difference!
As for calendars… the United States is in fact one of the few countries that has date notation backwards! Throughout Continental Europe and the British Isles, the preferred order is day.month.year. By convention, a week in the EU starts everywhere on a Monday, so we are really not all alone on that one either.
Putting a comma where a dot goes and vice versa… again, with the exception of the British Isles, you will find that nearly everyone in Europe does it that way.
And lastly… the Metric system is structured much more logically than the Imperial system that is still in use in the US. You don’t have to remember that one foot equals 12 inches, that a yard equals god knows what and how many feet there are in a mile. Everything is neatly centered around the idea of exponential multiples and fractions of the Meter. Why do you suppose most nations on earth use it instead of the old Imperial system?
May 26th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
@annabell:
“what is it with you Americans and bad mouthing others”
“you are like the rest of your country no culture”
gnihihihi
But you totally forgot another stupid German thing:
Celsius instead of Fahrenheit! Fahrenheit was German, but we just don’t appreciate his great work.
Freezing Point at 32° is better than at 0°, because it’s _bigger_ and 212° as boiling point is better than 100° for the same reason.
But could you please explain again why Americans live more convenient than the convenient-hating Germans?
May 26th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
As a matter of fact by inventing popular programming languages American scientists decided to start array indices at position “0″, not “1″. And since the word scientist states “they are probably smarter than you”, just sit back and repeat “This all makes perfectly sense” a couple of times. You may also bow towards Berkeley University or Bell Labs, whichever you prefer.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
for this article there’s just one comment: erbsenzähler!!!!
May 26th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Weiss jemand, warum das Datum in den USA so komisch geschrieben wird bzw. woher das kommt? ISO-Norm ist YYYY-MM-DD; in vielen Staaten ist es, wie gesagt, DD.MM.YYYY. Beides macht Sinn, das amerikanische aber ueberhaupt nicht.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
xion:
Mathematicians started counting from zero “a few” years before that.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
addition:
My guess would be 17th century or even way before that.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
probably b.c.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
John: This entry was just perfect.
I always think, we germans DO it always right, but you convinced me: bigger is better.
But really, i always use the american way for date for naming files, cos so they sort properly, not like the european format.
To add to the phone thing, i think the maximum digit number worldwide is 12 digits include the country code without 0 and area code without zero. Shorter is possible, longer not.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Fizgig: Anyone, who uses anything but YYYY-MM-DD in filenames, is an utter idiot. Only by this format the alphabetic sort gives you a numerical sort as well. It isn’t the mandatory ISO norm for nothing.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Hallo,
“Germans start counting with 0. When you go to a hotel, they will tell you that your room is on the third floor, when it is actually on the fourth floor, because Germans don’t understand that the first thing counted is always 1, not 0.”
Als Deutscher, der ich nun mal bin, kann ich nicht widerstehen Dich zu korrigieren: Das Hotelpersonal zählt nicht anders, es macht einen Übersetzungsfehler. Es meint, ein Stockwerk wäre das selbe wie ein floor.
Ein Stockwerk ist aber ein Gewerk, welches auf dem Erdgeschoss aufgestockt, also draufgesetzt, ist. Deshalb ist das Erdgeschoss selbst nie ein Stockwerk. Und darum sieht die Übersetzung so aus:
4th floor - 3. Stockwerk
3rd floor - 2. Stockwerk
2nd floor - 1. Stockwerk
1st floor - Erdgeschoss
Gruß, Daddeldu
May 27th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Hey Pal … nice blog. As a German with strong ties and regular visits to the US I enjoy it very much.
Now, just one comment on the comments: The week starting on Sunday is actually the “right” way, going back to the biblical week of creation. 6 days for making everything, one day to rest. And since the Jewish people still commemorate that seventh day on .. right: SATURDAY (Shabbath) … that day is the last day of the week. No the Sunday.
Cheers
May 27th, 2008 at 10:37 am
One can remember that weird date-formatting using a speech of FDJ: “Yesterday, December 7th 1941, …”
But as long as those overseas guys calc their gas in square gallons per cube dollar, they will remain as a -big- island of wrong measuring.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:55 am
“Everyone knows the inch is better than the centimeter, because it is bigger”
GREAT
HILARIOUS
May 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
The great thing about gallons is that they differ from country to country. Just like in the days of yore… “I’d like 5 cubits of that linen.” “Bavarian cubits or saxon cubits?”
The definition of a gallon includes, I believe, the latitude and longitude of the location of measuring, the name of the current US president, the air pressure and the median of the shoe sizes of the persons observing the process.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Actually we use pounds in Germany, of course one pound equals exactly 500 g.
Let me add two things who really deserve the attribute senseless:
Our 7 has a small - right in the middle and 99 in German is “neunundneunzig” (9+90), which is still better than the french solution “quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” (4×20+19), although both version as well as the english one are superior to the most simple latin term IC
May 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
@Daddeldu:
Nö, die Briten zählen auch wie wir, das hat nix mit Übersetzungfehler zu tun.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
@yaaz,
from a strictly biblical point of view, you’re right. But historically, it was a bit more complicated. See the German Wikipedia entry for “Sonntag” for some religious/historical background information and some reasons why Christians changed their “holy day of the week” to Sunday.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:56 am
There is no arguing about when the week starts: if Mittwoch/wednesday is to be the middle of the week (=4th day out of 7), the 1st day has to be sunday. Sorry, religious fundamentalists, but your Bible got it all wrong.
Yes, we do start counting at 0. Have you ever wondered where the term ‘00′ for restroom comes from ? When hotel rooms did not have individual restrooms but one for the whole floor, it was marked as ‘room 00′.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Come on, admit it: you really *miss* living here!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Der Artikel ist großartig, leider hast du den nicht ironischen Teil vergessen.
Die Deutschen können nicht zählen.
Jedes Land zählt bei 2-stelligen Zahlen zu erst die Zehner und dann die Einer, bei 3-stelligen zahlen zu erst die Hunderter, dann die Zehner und zum Schluss die Einer. Das setz sich so fort.
In Deutschland zählen wir bei 2-stelligen Zahlen zu erst den Einer und dann die Zehner, also 23-’drei und zwanzig’. Werden die Zahlen größer fangen wir mit der größten Zahl an, hören aber wieder mit dem Zehner auf und nicht mit dem Einer, also 1458-’eintausend vierhundert acht und fünfzig’. Das ist für mich ab und zu noch schwer und ich lebe seit meiner Geburt in Deutschland.
Translation:
A very good article, but you forgot the non ironic part.
Germans can’t count.
In every language I know, numbers with 2-digits were count : first the ‘tenner’ and then the ’single’. Numbers with 3-digits were count hundreds first then ‘tenner’ and last ’single’.
In Germany we count only numbers with two digits in the other way first ’singel’ and then the ‘tenner’, so 23-’three and twenty’.
Every number with more than two digits we start count we with the highest, but don’t end with the ’single’. So 1458-’one thousand four hundred eight and fifty’.
I live in Germany since my birthday, but I have problems with these counting until today.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
hi alle,
wieso schreibt Ihr alle eigentlich englisch?
hier ist sowieso kein ami der kein deutsch versteht!
zu geil, in jedem artikel!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Just tryin’ to be polite.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@bernie:
guckst du hier : http://is.gd/mZd
May 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
“Everyone knows the inch is better than the centimeter, because it is bigger.”
Hmm. I don’t think so. 20cm sounds much more impressive than 8″. And we don’t count floors, we count storeys.
Keep going with the blog
May 28th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Ares,
“if Mittwoch/wednesday is to be the middle of the week (=4th day out of 7), the 1st day has to be sunday.”
You are exactly right. And that does not contradict the biblical reason for the week starting on Sunday at all. So it begs the question why you also wrote:
“Sorry, religious fundamentalists, but your Bible got it all wrong.”
May 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Lol, great blog again!
Nun man lernt nie aus was die Amis so alles an uns als merkwürdig empfinden und uns gehts andersrum nicht besser, hihi. Is doch egal wann für wen die Woche wann anfängt, aber schließlich fängt man am Montag wieder an zu arbeiten, also ist es doch VOLL LOGISCH daß es der erste Tag der Woche ist *kopfschüttel*
I love your site!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 7:07 am
@ dazzler,
da find ich keine erklärung sondern wieder nur viele deutsche die meinten, sie müssten hier englisch reden, damit alle anderen (deutschen) sie verstehen
einfach nur witzig!
aber die artikel sind cool
May 30th, 2008 at 8:12 am
actually, the germans DO have a constant amount of digits in telephone numbers.
telephone numbers are formed like:
0xxx yyyyyyy [large cities]
or
0xxxxx yyyyy [rural areas]
where x+y is always 10 digits long. the shorter the area code gets, the longer the local number gets.
the 0 technically does not belong to the area code. it indicates the phone company that you intend to leave the local context, the first x and first y is never 0, you leave out the 0 if you come from international context (+49)
May 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am
1. fremdsprache üben
2. das blog ist ja auch auf englisch. also dürfen die Kommentare es auch sein.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Man can auch after jedem word die language wechseln!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
@bernie: Politeness demands to discuss topics in the language the host has chosen to write in.
May 30th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
>> But the weirdest thing is that Germans think the week starts on a Monday
>> God made the 7 day week…
And do you recall on which day he rested? Exactly.
And by the way…
Both Americans and Germans write the dates the wrong way.
YYYY-MM-DD is the way to go. Sorting made easy…
May 30th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
>> telephone numbers are formed like:
>> 0xxx yyyyyyy [large cities]
>> or
>> 0xxxxx yyyyy [rural areas]
Wrong. Small villages sometimes have XXXX-YYY. And mobile numbers can have 7 or more digits (w/o the prefix).
May 30th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Luke: If someone asks you what day it is, do you think they first want to hear about the year or month?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
“Im Laufe der Entwicklung des Telefonnetzes wurden Vorwahlen immer wieder geändert, um bestimmte Nummernbereiche freizuräumen. Wenn in einem Ortsnetz der Nummernvorrat knapp wurde, wurde die Ortsvorwahl verkürzt, da die Gesamtzahl der Ziffern (ohne Verkehrsausscheidungsziffer 0) auf 10 Stellen begrenzt war. Diese Zahl ergibt sich gemäß ITU-Empfehlung E.163, wonach die internationale Rufnummer maximal 12 Stellen haben durfte, abzüglich des Ländercodes “49″ für Deutschland. 1997 wurde die Empfehlung durch E.164 ersetzt, die nun 15 Stellen erlaubt.”
[wikipedia]
May 30th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
@Tcherman: As I never know where and when exactly the TARDIS is going to drop me, this would be the first thing I’d like to know.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Tcherman:
I was talking about _writing_ dates. Don’t care what you say first when I _ask_ you.
May 31st, 2008 at 6:42 am
Ok, wenn einige deutsch bevorzugen:
Von allen Wochentagen dürfte der Sonntag wohl das sein, was einem ‘Ruhetag’ am nächsten kommt:
Also ward vollendet Himmel und Erde mit ihrem ganzen Heer. Und also vollendete Gott am siebenten Tage seine Werke, die er machte, und ruhte am siebenten Tage von allen seinen Werken, die er machte. {Johannes.5,17} 5,17
Jesus aber antwortete Ihnen: Mein Vater wirkt bisher, und ich wirke auch.{Hebräer.4,4} 4,4
sprach er an einem Ort von dem siebenten Tag also: “Und Gott ruhte am siebenten Tage von allen seinen Werken;”{Hebräer.4,10} 4,10
Denn wer zu seiner Ruhe gekommen ist, der ruht auch von seinen Werken gleichwie Gott von seinen. Und Gott segnete den siebenten Tag und heiligte ihn, darum daß er an demselben geruht hatte von allen seinen Werken, die Gott schuf und machte. {2 Mose.20,8} 20,8
Gedenke des Sabbattags, daß Du ihn heiligest. Also ist Himmel und Erde geworden, da sie geschaffen sind, zu der Zeit, da Gott der HERR Erde und Himmel machte.
Daher kommt wohl der Glaube, daß Sonntag der siebte Tag sei (hast Du Dir mal Deine Kalender genauer angesehen ? bei allen dürfte die Woche mit Montag beginnen: MDMDFSS).
Bei den Juden ist der Ruhetag Sabbat (größtenteils) am Samstag, aber das ist bei uns eher nebensächlich.
May 31st, 2008 at 10:17 am
I start working on mondays, so I don’t f****ng care what the old or new testament, the Qu’ran or the bloddy “shopping weekly” says when the week starts.
May 31st, 2008 at 10:39 am
Hi,
I always have to think, how to check a date if I switch between european and american booking-engines…
But for your confusion: the US army uses the european way of writing dates: dd mm yyyy…
Smile…funny thing
Wendy
May 31st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
“The circle isn’t made up of 100 degrees in it for a reson. Think about it.”
Ha! You’re right: the circle is 400gon = 400,000cgon = 400,000,000mgon!
May 31st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Hi to all,
I found in the geman Wikipedia the following entry:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wochentag
Zählung der Wochentage
Bis 1976 war der Sonntag in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland der erste Wochentag.
Diese Regelung wurde durch DIN1355 (ISO/R 2015-1971) abgelöst, die den Montag zum ersten Wochentag macht.
In der DDR trat diese Änderung bereits 1969 in Kraft.
Der Sonntag ist auch heute noch in England, Nordamerika und vielen anderen Teilen der Welt der 1. Wochentag, entsprechend der jüdischen und christlichen Zählung.
Seit 1978 ist auf Beschluss der UNO der Montag international der erste Tag der Woche, der Sonntag wird zusammen mit dem Samstag zum Wochenende gerechnet.
Die Tage Montag bis Samstag gelten als Werktage, der Sonntag als besonders geschützter Ruhetag.
btw, a great Blog
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
If God would have created the world in 7 days, which was the day he finished? Saturday or Sunday?
It was Sunday and because of that on Sunday noone have to work and usually go to church (at least in history).
So, when did God start the work?
Righty! On Monday…
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
The metric system doesn’t base on the Zentimeter but the Meter and and a Meter is abou 39 times bigger than an inch.
A meter is also bigger than a yard…
June 4th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Hello…
Great blog but the irony (if it was such) of this post was obviously lost on a lot of folks. If it was indeed not ironic, well, not comment in that case…
Metric system rocks! (who can remember all the weird little illogical measurement units y’all have in the US and Britain? And why even call it a “foot”? My foot multiplied by six does not make my height of six feet… LOL).
keep blogging!
June 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Lol, you made my day.
btw. The situation of floor numbering is more dificult than you might think.
As Daddeldu pointed out there is a diference between Stockwerk and Floor.
We in Germany have two meanings too. Depends on where you live.
I call Erdgeschoss also as Erster Stock. It’s wrong, but it like it.
And our bizarre counting system is really a laugh. (As dazzler already pointed out)
June 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
As Tilman said: “The situation of floor numbering is more dificult than you might think.”
In our company building we even have:
5th floor - 3. Stock
4th floor - 2. Stock
3rd floor - 1. Stock
2nd floor - Zwischengeschoss
1st floor - Erdgeschoss
And below that you’ll find the “Kellergeschoss”.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Well done dude! But why all these get-an-asian-bride ads?
June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Thanks Conrad. I don’t pick the ads, Google does. See FAQ.
June 11th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“Everyone knows the inch is better than the centimeter, because it is bigger”
But a decimeter (10cm) is nearly four times bigger than your [explitive] inch! HA!
Editor’s note: potty mouth.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
“If God would have created the world in 7 days, which was the day he finished? Saturday or Sunday?
It was Sunday and because of that on Sunday noone have to work and usually go to church (at least in history).
So, when did God start the work?
Righty! On Monday… ;-)”
Wrong.
At least in history, the Torah was around long before the Christian Bible. What Christians refer to as the Old Testament (At least the first 5 books, including Genesis) is essentially the Torah. And in the Jewish religion the Sabbath (shabbat) is and always has been Saturday with Sunday being the first day of the week.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:25 am
America is stupid for not using the metric system. (By the way, I’m American.)
In my Chemistry and Physics classes, we had to use the metric system and it took me forever to learn because I was so used to the other system. After I figured out the easy way of converting in the metric system, then other one didn’t make sense.
12 inches makes a foot. 3 Feet makes a yard. 5280 feet make up a mile which would be 1760 yards…WTF?!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I guess your sense of humor (sarcasm/ironie) is freshly imported from Germany. Otherwise you could take this for real
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
To me, what’s REALLY hilarious about this article is that it makes fun of the American way to deal with differences between other countries and theirs. Most Americans seriously think (or at least say) their system is RIGHT and ours WRONG. When I buy beer here and show my German driver’s license, I have had the following conversation a couple of times with the person on the check out:
“Something’s wrong with your birthdate, there are no 25 months in a year” [-> my birthday is on the 25th of September], me: “yeah, we Germans write the day first, then the month and then the year” - “oh, I see, so you write dates the wrong way!” (This person is not joking, rather they utter this in a completely surprised and stunned way)
Americans are hilarious with respect to this, and a lot of them don’t even know it. I’m not offended in situations like this, I am just thankful for each laugh I can share with my fiance about people like this
June 24th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
While most things are just a question of habit, I cannot see any logic in mm-dd-yyyy. With dd-mm-yyyy you have the smallest unit first, then a bigger one and then the biggest. The American way is just screwed up. Why don’t you write the time like mm:hh:ss then?
@German Girl: I guess in such a situation I would so much be tempted to say “no, we write them the better way”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Zahl, we say June 1st, 2008, so we abbreviate that way to 6/1/08. Ya’ll say am Ersten Juni, 2008, so you abbreviate it 6.1.08.
Now, why we say the month first is what makes no sense.
But everything that is different than the way I grew up is wrong, so it doesn’t matter if it’s logical or not.
August 24th, 2008 at 7:57 am
@char
“Weiss jemand, warum das Datum in den USA so komisch geschrieben wird bzw. woher das kommt? ”
das hat gott der herr so verfügt als er und george washington noch an der regierung waren.
aber ernsthaft …
August 24th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
And the LORD said to Washington: “Thou shalt not put the day before the month, for I, the owner oh this country, forbid thee to do this!”