Pocket Units Converter

Normally here at Nothing For UnGood, we don’t do anything productive or useful, but Antje was kind enough to share with us the plans for a pocket units converter, which you can download and print here.

Assembly instructions in English are here, and in German here.

Never again will you be perplexed by communist/drug dealer measurements while you are out and about (or by proper units in the case that you were raised by communists).

5 Responses to “Pocket Units Converter”

  1. two cents Says:

    Where imperial units are communist or drug dealer?

  2. Tcherman Says:

    Two cents: Imperial units = Imperialist Units = Proper Units. Hope this helps. Your resident German Commie.

  3. Also John Says:

    Good God! A “shoemakers shop?” In America we buy such cheap shoes made in Third World sweat shops that when they go out of style in a couple of weeks, we throw them away and buy more. “Shoemaker shop”?!? I don’t think such a thing exists here anymore.

  4. Newcomer Says:

    I spotted one in Amarillo, TX. They actually DO repair boots!!!

  5. grmpf Says:

    Reading the instructions, it might as well be a paper model of a petrol engine or the Eiffel Tower. The easiest approach to something for the person assembling or using it almost never matches the way it was constructed. You might have noticed this misconception with DB ticket machines. ;)

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