Pocket Units Converter
Normally here at Nothing For UnGood, we don’t do anything productive or useful, but Antje was kind enough to share with us the plans for a pocket units converter, which you can download and print here.
Assembly instructions in English are here, and in German here.
Never again will you be perplexed by communist/drug dealer measurements while you are out and about (or by proper units in the case that you were raised by communists).

May 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Where imperial units are communist or drug dealer?
May 19th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Two cents: Imperial units = Imperialist Units = Proper Units. Hope this helps. Your resident German Commie.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Good God! A “shoemakers shop?” In America we buy such cheap shoes made in Third World sweat shops that when they go out of style in a couple of weeks, we throw them away and buy more. “Shoemaker shop”?!? I don’t think such a thing exists here anymore.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I spotted one in Amarillo, TX. They actually DO repair boots!!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Reading the instructions, it might as well be a paper model of a petrol engine or the Eiffel Tower. The easiest approach to something for the person assembling or using it almost never matches the way it was constructed. You might have noticed this misconception with DB ticket machines.