Americans love to be number 1, that’s why we don’t play soccer against the rest of the world, we make up our own sports like baseball, basketball, and football. That way when Chicago beats New York, we can declare ourselves world champions once again.

It’s been a long and grueling two weeks, but we finally did it. Nothing For UnGood is the number 1 search result on Google for the term “hate root beer”.

Each post is carefully hand crafted only after drinking 24-36 ounces of black coffee. It is through this relentless hard work that we can finally declare “Mission Accomplished.”

Thank you to all who have made this possible: our parents for raising us to be such well adjusted citizens, our high school German teacher who made learning German fun by not making us learn genders, and of course our readers whose comments are much better than the rest of this site.